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sianz... school reopens liao

haiz... from the title u can roughly noe hw i feel bah... yup... i am suffering from ODBSRS, One Day Before School Reopens Syndrome... common signs and symptoms include the following:
-sian
-sian and
-still sian

haiz... i tot i can get to play one last match of dota b4 sch reopens, but i am sad to say, hamachi is DOWN... wanna play a game oso cant... sigh... life sucks...

sch reopens liao, den i muz chiong my projects, individual assignments, tutorials... these are chicken to me... the thing tat i am pondering over is tat... I CANT GET TO HAVE LONG HOURS OF SLEEP...

however, being an optimistic person and an idol, i muz look at the bright side of life... the only good thing i can think of sch reopening is tat i can get to see CHIO BU-S... sch reopening is not so bad afterall... look forward to see all my wonderful frenz in sch too..

lai hock @Sunday, June 25, 2006, 11:46 PM

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special delication

this entry is SPECIALLY delicated to one of my fans as he, i mean she, has requested for her name to be placed on my blog... being a kind and great idol, i decided to fulfil her dying wish (juz kidding)... the following is my fan's name...

YEH WEI XUAN

and the following is a picture of her

lai hock @, 2:45 AM

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self-reflection

when i wanted to start tis entry, some1 knock on my door... worried tat it's the police who come and arrest me for surfing porn, i plucked up my courage and go to the living rm (my com is in the room). frightened me sia... heng the person nv wear police uniform... den i tot she is a salesman, den can tell her straightaway my parents are not home, den can get rid of her... den she introduced herself, she is a surveyor from 'myPaper' (a new, local, FREE chinese newspaper, which DO NOT HAVE MUCH NEWS)... i 4got her name liao, though she did mention, but she speak so fast, i catch no balls... she speak so fast, sure fail oral de... but den surveyor must speak fast, so that can confuse us and get our information, which we may not wanted to say if we are in a sound state of mind... as we do not have time to think cuz we have to keep up wif the pace, we fell into their cunning trap and tell them our dark secrets like i noe the earth is round... SHIT... i leak out my dark secret liao...

2day, i watched dvds from 12.30pm to 4pm... the shows are 'the transporter' and 'alien vs predator'...

from 4pm to 8.30pm, i have been doing APEL (my lifeskill sub) self-reflection test... if i dun do, i will fail my lifeskill... there are a total of 7 questions... the questions GREATLY INSPIRED me... i have reflected on my contributions to the society, which arent that many... lolx... though i can contribute by helping to produce babies... our government are encouraging us to give birth rite... so i help make gals pregnant is fulfilling my duties a singaporean citizen... since there arent much contributions which i can reflect on, i decided to use my bullshiting skills to tackle this self-reflection test... the following is an abstract from my self-reflection test.

6. How is volunteering related to your Life Mission statement?

Being a part of the society, I have received much from the society and I hoped I can do something in return to contribute to the society too. I want to share my joy with others, and hope that they will share their joy with the society too. By being a volunteer, I will be able to contribute to the society, hoping that my little effort can make the lives of others better.

tis may sound crappy, but i seriously meant wad i said... wif a little bit of contribution (be it willingly or not) to the society, from each of us, we will be able to make the world a better place to live in...

WORLD PEACE

lai hock @Thursday, June 22, 2006, 9:14 PM

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eating sweet

yesterday i went to val hse...

i saw her eating sweets and i oso wanted a sweet, so i asked from her... she said she only let me eat the sweet after performing certain tricks... haiz... asked her for ONE SMALL sweet is lyk asking her to slice off a piece of her fresh lidat, muz perform tricks den can eat... nevertheless, i accepted her challenge so that i can show u guys how capable i am or rather, i can update my blog...

rating: R(A)

advice for the viewers: please do not try this at home or anywhere without the supervision of a professional... the following scenes may be disturbing for certain viewers and not suitable for the weak-hearted

p.s.: R(A) in this video stands for 'Really Amusing'

lai hock @Sunday, June 18, 2006, 4:19 PM

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i love tags!!!

hmm... alot of frenz have asked me hw cum i dun update my blog de... and my replies will be, "cuz i duno wad to blog abt leh!?!"

but i really lyk to hear these frm my frenz... cuz tis shows tat dey are interested abt my life and means they care... my frenz rocks!!! this msg is delicated to all my frenz... touched rite...

k... let's get back to the subject... hmm... sometimes when i visit my frenz blog, i will feel envious...

readers, "why leh?!? u so handsome, got so many galz lyk u... wat is it tat u envious abt?!?"

me, "k... i wanna thank them for their admiration... dey have good taste afterall... (continuing wif my buay hiao bai-ness...)."

the reason, SINGULAR (i seldom envious de), is tat dey got lots of tags... i really envious of them lor... tis shows peeps have been reading their blog... being a straight forward guy... i shldnt beat around the bush cuz i am not looking for snakes or treasures, i shall go straight to my point...

hmm... everytime i come online, i will surely visit my blog to see if there's any new tags... if there's any, i will strike 4D and toto and treat u all go eat... juz kidding... if there's any new tags, i will feel happy as it is really heart-warming... tis shows tat my frenz have been reading my blog... i would lyk my frenz to tag as i would lyk to hear their comments abt my entries, though my entries are mostly rubbish... even if they say tat i am lame, i will oso be happy... i am a contented guy... and new tags will motivate me to blog more...

to conclude, i hope peeps visiting my blog can drop me a tag or tagS cuz i would lyk to hear their comments... tis will motivate me to blog too... i noe u guys lyk my entries... otherwise u wont be reading tis entry nw rite... HOPE TO SEE NEW TAGS WHEN I UPDATE MY BLOG AGAIN... till then, still tune for more exciting entries of Lai Hock 的 Blog a.k.a Lai Hock's Blog...

lai hock @Friday, June 16, 2006, 11:49 PM

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it is time to update my blog

erm... to start my entry, i would juz roughly sum up wad have happened during tis period...
new sch term started
new sch term ended
ok... told u it was a rough sum up le... nw i would go into the contents...
let's start wif my new sch term... new sch term has started and i am officially a temasek polytechnic year 2 biomedical science (pharmaceutical science) student... i've stated tis in details cuz some of my GOOD frenz din even noe i studying where, let alone wad course or major i am in... sad... hope those fu xin ren who are reading my blog zi dong abit... ok... let's move on to wad i wanna say... new sch term has started and i got new clzmates... yea~!!! i do miz my yr 1 clz (my form clz) though... but getting to noe more frenz is great... my new clzmates are wonderful... cuz i gt topics to chat wif them... interesting topics lyk... tutorials... puo... oc2... etc. I LOVE PUO AND OC2... THEY ROCK... though i dun really understand these 2 subs... haha...
another thing to add on... i have been elected as my form clz's clz rep... yea~!!! i would lyk to thank my mum and dad, my frenz... and all my fans out there for supporting me... last but nt least... i noe i am nt the best, but i will try my very best to make a better world for everyone out there and pray for WORLD PEACE!!! my form clzmates really made the rite choice... dey see i am talented tatz why elect me... dey are so kind so dey wont bare to sabo me de rite...
let's move on to my holiday plans... phew... finally get to take a break... tis means tat i can blog liao, though i dun blog too even if there's holiday... lolx... but 2day i feel lyk blogging mah... cuz i feel lyk venting out my stress... 2 wks of holidays and so much projects to do... almost every sub i taking nw got projects lor... projects sux to the core man... k... finish venting out my anger le... i seldom get angry de... though out of 10 ppl i asked whether do i look lyk ah beng, 10 will ans yes... even val say i look lyk ah beng... sad... i dun1 look lyk ah beng... cuz my name is not leow lai beng... i dun mind look lyk ah hock... i am lai hock wad... imagine ah hock has substituted the name for ah beng...
ah seng, "ah hock!!! let's go pia zui!!! chiong arh!!!" (translate: ah hock!!! let's go on a gang fight!!! on your mark... get set... go!!!)
ah lian, "ah hock dear!!! my new kim mo chio bo?!?" (translate: my dear ah hock!!! does my new blonde hairstyle appeal to you?!?)
gangster head, "ah hock!!! world cup is here... go be runner and help me collect bets..." (translate: ah hock!!! world cup season has come... i needa expand my business... i would really appreciate if u sacrisfic some of ur time and help collect the bets for me... thx...)
enuff of rubbish for tis entry le... hope ah hock will nt be the name for gangster... otherwise i will have a gangster name... a gangster face and a gangster name will make me look and sound lyk a gangster...

lai hock @Sunday, June 11, 2006, 11:40 PM

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