ok... i finally gt a blog liao. i noe my fans out there have been waiting for so long for me to start a blog rite. so fans out there, u can finally slp soundly liao, dun needa anticipate when i will have a blog le. but another problem is, everyday u will anticipate when will i post a new entry, lidat cant slp again hor. dear fans, think of it, it is actually worthwhile to anticipate me, ur idol, to post an entry. juz lyk anticipating when u can get to meet me or get my autograph.
i think it's time for me to say the truth liao. actually, i kana a diease long time ago liao. so i would lyk to spend the rest of my living days sharing wad i would lyk to say. hey! dun cry lah~! i noe i gd guy, hearing such a bad news surely upset u de, but who wants it to happen, even my enemies oso dun bare to let such a kind soul, me, to leave the earth. for those who luff at wad i juz said, be careful hor, suddenly will rain 1, den lightning strike u. arh arh cursed me for cursing u, u will kana strike again. opps! dear fans, actually i not that evil de, i juz praying for rain nia. nowadays weather hot sia, rain good rain good.
dear frenz who are having their promos and are reading my entry nw, plz dun envy me... so fast goin end of sept liao, 3 wks of holiday have pass liao. everyday the same thing happen lyk a routine lidat...
"hao qi lai liao lah!" said mum. translated: "wake up liao lah!"
"orh~" replied slpy me.
u guys muz be thinking why my mum so bad rite, wake me up. actually, tat scenario happen roughly abt the same time, 12.30pm++. yes, the sun has shone my gluteal (butt) for half a day liao. my mum needa wash the towel, so i needa wakie up and bathe so she can do so. therefore, i, being a good and obedient boy, wake up, leave the rm and go brush my teeth. but b4 tat, i will go to my bro's rm to on the com, my companion for this holiday, den i go brush teeth. after brushing teeth, i will go back to the rm again to log on to me acc, as it takes time to start the acc, while i go pomp pomp (aka bathing). bare with me, it is still the 'introduction part' of my day. for those who cant bare wif me, u are so impatient, so inorder to train ur patient, i suggest u cont reading.
after bathing, i will begin stressing. yes, stressing... u guys muz be wondering wad the hack i stressing abt. it's holiday for me and there's no promo, i stress for wad rite. of cuz i stress gt reason 1. some ppl stress cuz of exams, luv relationships, cant complete a game etc. all those wont take their life one. but my stress will. my stress is... (drum roll) duno wad to eat for breakfast/lunch. by the time i washed up, the stalls which sell breakfast, are waiting for me go see them wash the plates liao lor. while the stalls selling lunch, their food dun really tempt me go buy, maybe bcuz i lazy. see, i stress over things which i really require de. without food we will die. if i can photosynthesize jiu hao... ok... climax cuming up liao...
the same repeated arguement (which happens everyday) is as follow:
"why u so lazy one!?! dun1 go find job?!? called up ur ex boss and ask whether dey still gt job vacancy anot!" shouted my mum.
"i gt go find, but den the peeps dun1 peeps for short period de. i dun1 go back my ex boss cuz i wanna try something new," shouted me.
ok... u guys muz be thinking, wah, lai hock's hse so big sia, muz shout den can hear de. actually my hse nt big, we shout cuz we are quarrelling. for peeps out there agreeing wif me tat seldom gt peeps wanna find staff for short period de, actually u are being lazy as me. why i say this lea... bcuz if we really wanna find job, there's really ppl out there requiring temp job workers. so u guys btr start reflecting and go find job nw. find liao muz inform me... haha... using u guys to help me find job... haha...
"hao sui jiao liao lah..." said slpy mum. translated: "better go to bed liao lah..."
take note of the dotz? it's nt exclaimation mark liao cuz she is slpy le. nt my mum lyk to slp, cuz the time is 12am++ liao, so of cuz will slpy.
this time i dun needa replied le, cuz even i dun replied, she oso wont scold me. why?!? cuz she slpy mah, no strength to shout le. actually, she nag me bcuz she cares abt me de. everyday, i online for almost 3/4 of the day without resting my beautiful eyes, she scared i damaged my eyes, tatz why nag me. see... so gd rite!!! jealous liao rite?!? the ending is i will online until 2am++.
as u can see frm my long-winded description of wad a typical day of mine is lyk, u will see hw sian it is, so i take up this new hobbie (blogging). another reason is, being a person who lyk to share laughter wif the ppl ard, i decided to voice out my comments on the blog, hoping can cheer up some ppl when dey are reading my blog. see i so great!!! clap clap (with wolve whistle)!!!
hmm... almost forget to tell u wad illness i have. actually i kana laming habit syndrome a.k.a LHS long ago liao. i think not many peeps know i contracted such illness, but this illness is nt contagious, so dun worry abt getting close to me.
last but not least, i wanna wish my frenz all the best for their promos and sup papers. ai zai!!! u guys will pass wif flying colours de!
