dear fans of mine... i am finally back... miz me rite?!? actually... i have been hiding...
fan A: why are u hiding?!? we miz u badly... egg days and eye zhou kan said u're goin to quit being an idol liao... and all of us, the fans of yours, were devastated upon hearing tat news... izzit bcuz of this tatz why u gone hiding?!?
me: you mean u actually blif those rumors?!?
fan B: is not we wanna blif...
fan C: (continue right after fan B) ... is bcuz we miz u too much liao and there hasnt been any news abt u since 13 oct 05 and we are desparate to hear from u, so we blif any news abt u...
all the fans: (altogether at the same time after fan C had finish speaking)... we are truely sorry... sobx sobx... ---> this part seems very well co-ordinated, think they have been rehearsing real hard for tis part
me: being a nice guy... i really find it hard not to forgive all of u... all of u, shall be forgiven...
all the fans: (lyk already anticipate i will forgive them and right after i finish my 'forgiven')... thank you lai hock the great!!!
me: but i wanna continue after i said "all of u, shall be forgiven"... yet u guys interupt me... think u guys should rehearse harder...
all the fans take out their notebk (wif my pic on the cover) and note down my advice of rehearsing harder.
me: i have been hiding bcuz i wanted to gif other idols (not knowing their names) a chance to shine. nowadays gt sooo many idol variety shows, cant even rmb all the names of the idols-wanna-be...
all the fans: but no idol, or should we say nobody... can replace u, lai hock the great, in our hearts... we are truly devoted to u.
me: i appreciate that... but... i am afraid my re-appearance will stir an uproar in the media and the attention will be focus on me (as ususal)... i sincerely wanted to gif all the idols-wanna-be a chance to shine, but i oso miz my fans and i think it is my responsiblities to show up to ease the love-sick of my beloved fans. but i realise tat even i have been hiding for this period, all my fans are still missing me.
all the fans shouting: WE WANT YOU!!! WE WANT YOU!!! WE WANT YOU!!! (their shoutings continue until i said)
me: eh... i think i have crap enuff liao... ppl eye read until pa jiao liao... should let their eyes rest, so tat can charm them (the gals) nxt time... tips to let ur eyes rest: look at my pictures...