sigh... another typical day. incase u 4got watz my typical day lyk, i dun mind repeating again since i am so free. peeps (those who survive the lightning strike) who are cursing me nw, i dun think u are so lucky liao. if u survive again, plz gif me 4 no. anyway i am juz kidding... i noe is nt funny, juz trying to make my entry seem long, lyk very sark kee lidat. i am not so bo liao to repeat the same thing again. oh~!!! u guys are disappointed rite. well i juz have to say TOO BAD .
as some of u have notice it, i have did some minor changes (muz act humble) to my blog. yes... u have guessed correctly. yup u!!! tatz u!!! dun look behind. yes is u! u really have a good eyesight for spotting such things. think is trained from looking at hunks and chio bus rite. dun needa look at them, look at me can liao. i think by this time no1 dare nt curse me liao. even u curse me i oso duno rite. nvm. i blif in retribution. cuz i am one of the victim. i noe last time i was abit disobedient, tatz why befriended wif u. see, tatz my karma.
ok... get back to wad i wanna say. as some of u have notice... those who have notice should be those who visited my blog since the day i started blogging. thx so much for ur support. i love u. wad?!? u love me more?!? ok good good. it's natural for u to love me more as i am so well-love rite. peeps who read this after their meal i am sorry. peeps who are goin have their meal muz thank me for making u puke so tat u have btr appetite. but i doubt ppl will puke lah, cuz i am stating a fact mah.
ok... gt xing yang yang anot at wad i wanna say? if dun have oso muz act abit... gif me face lah hor... actually wad i wanna say is... as some of u have notice... u guys muz be thinking: not again?!? arghhhh~!!! lidat then fun mah... k lah... tell u now lah. u ready anot?!? sure?!? or shall i gif u more time to guess?!? gif up arh?!? lao... so easily gif up de... sad sia... dun1 play along wif me... since u dun support me... i shall not tell u the answer. peeps who are saying, "dun say dun say lah! as if i care!" u do care, dun u?!? haha...
ok... time to tell u wad i really wanna say... as some of u have notice... by tis time u already have "as some of u have notice" deep stuck in ur brain rite... u should thank me for improving ur memory. juz treat me meal(s) can liao.
ok... those who survive my loo-so-ness... i shall reward u now! i shall tell u the answer!!! see... lai hock so good rite. feel guity for mistreating me in the past liao rite... it's still early for u to treat me well. by this time, u muz be damn pek chek. if u are not, there can only be two possibility:
1) u are more loo-so den me. well, it is nt difficult to find ppl more loo-so den me since i am nt loo-so in the 1st place.
2) u wanna act sart and bluff urself tat u are not pek chek, den i shall continue wif my loo-so-ness...
"#*$^%@&!!! gin lah!!! faster tell me wad u wanna say!!!" said viewer (you).
"hmm... finally gif up liao arh?!? why nv take out ur white underwear and wave to surrender leh?!? where got ppl ask others for a favour in tat kind of tone de, somemore still use vulgarities. tatz so unsincere," replied me.
"i am sorry lai hock the great! i am truly sorry! i can prove to u i am sincere as i am reading tis statement nw... sorry... plz... plz... i beg u... tell me the answer... plz... i beg you," said on the viewer who is on the verge of goin nuts.
"ok... u should be forgiven," replied kind-hearted me.
"thank you sooo much my sire. u are sooo forgiving... u are the best person on this planet... i am sorry!!! u are not a person, u are a saint!!!" said act-sincere viewer.
"ok... thank you... stop ur bootlicking... i really appreciate. but if u really wanna continue to praise and worship me, i seriously dun mind... seriously," replied so-called saint de me.
"actually... the time is still not rite for me to tell u the answer," announced still not paiseh de me.
"wad?!?" cried the follower (you) who has the feeling of being dua (cheated).
"juz kidding... gotcha!!! haha... saints do joke too..." replied me, who has a feeling of achievement for tricking someone.
ok... time to stop those drama mama thingy... but i do appreciate wad u juz said to me. ur apologies, ur praising of me as a saint etc. haha... juz kidding arh... dun angry hor...
ok... as some of u have notice... nw serious liao... okok... i continue... as some of u have notice, i have help my blog change clothes liao... i spent the pass few days figuring the html codes, editing etc. and deng deng (the sound played when a magician made something appear), my blog gt new outlook liao... and tatz wad i actually wanna say for the past few minutes or izzit hr. haha...
"go eat shit lah! juz wanna say something sooo simple muz oso needa so much pattern... buay ta han leh," shouted viewer.
"this is ni qing wo yuan de wad!!!" replied me.
"but i still enjoy ur entry. thank you so much lai hock the saint!!!" said sincere viewer.
end of entry :P