Lai Hock 的 Blog a.k.a. Lai Hock's Blog

i'm down with fever, sore throat, flu and...

2009-06-11T19:23:00.001+08:00

lyk wad the title said, i'm ill and... my poo poo really stinks... how i wish i can let u smell how smelly my poo poo is...

alcohol...

2009-05-17T10:41:00.000+08:00

alcohol doesnt make you do the things that you wouldnt do, it simply makes you do the things that you dont dare to do when you are conscious, cuz i releases the untamed beast within you...

happy birthday to dee kay...

2009-05-11T00:00:00.000+08:00

hey dee kay! happy 21 birthday to you! may all your wishes come true and hope u can find your cinderella soon =)

happy mothers' day...

2009-05-10T21:53:00.001+08:00

happy mothers' day my dearest mummy... love u lots! muackzZz!

update update...

2009-05-04T21:45:00.002+08:00

wah... it has been centuries, nt years, tat i last updated... while, i'm still tgt wif val, so those suitors for valerie u guys can gif up! but those wooing me, continue to do so, cuz i dun mind having many gfs! still serving ns now... erm... feel free to ask me out for meet up k =)

i'm in ocs...

2008-10-12T12:55:00.000+08:00

wooo... it has been a long time since i update my blog... juz incase somebody tot i MIA (missing in action) or KIA (kill in action) in ns... i've pop from bmt on 10 sep 08... haha... fking long ago de dai ji liao...

now i'm in ocs tango wing platoon 2 section 2...

clm (22sep to 05oct) juz over and service term started on 06 oct... ocs is fun and tough... fun is that u get to learn alot alot alot abt military stuff; while tough cuz there's physical training and lectures in the same day, thus, u muz be physically and mentally fit...

i hope i can improve in my running and route march... i'll nv give up...

serving national service...

2008-07-09T10:56:00.001+08:00

dear readers

i'll be serving ns from tml onwards le... juz wanna update this b4 i enlist... haha... hope ns will be fun... you guys take care arh... muz miss me much too...

love and always will

lai hock

i need help on this money question...

2008-06-17T12:28:00.000+08:00

3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a $1 and kept the other $2 for himself. This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27, add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29. Where is the other dollar?

i've updated my viwawa

2008-06-13T16:45:00.001+08:00

after saving up much viwawa gold, i can finally buy a set of descent clothes for my viwawa, whose name is called Orh Jiao (aka black bird)... i've oso changed the background of my viwawa... so meet my new Orh Jiao... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ (sound of drum roll)

are japanese horny?!?

2008-06-12T18:42:00.000+08:00

double update!!! my frenz (namely jimmy, kc and cindy) and i have discussed whether japanese are horny anot... i've argued that they are not as horny as they seem, despite producing alot of porn... i din noe jap produce porn cuz i dun watch porn... i think my frenz watched so dey noe it... haha... we were having this discussion again so i've decided to search for some reliable source to support the fact... check out the following link ---> http://www.durex.com/SG/sexual_wellbeing_graphPrint.asp

the survey results showed that 34% of the respondents in japan were having sex weekly... singapore has a higher sex rate than japan (hooray~): 62% of the respondents in s'pore were having sex weekly... ps: the respondents are non virgins...

now u noe what are 62% of ur married neighbours doing (especially those with kids)... so dun get surprise when u see them so shag in the lift... dey muz have a f-king great time =)

my msn conversation with xxx xxxx...

2008-06-12T17:38:00.000+08:00

to protect the privacy of my fren, he has requested me to remove the name from the msn conversation b4 giving me his consent to upload the it... here it goes...

lai hock says:
kaoz
lai hock says:
waste my 1 sms
lai hock says:
u free on sat anot
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
sat me and yy 4th month
lai hock says:
where gt ppl celebrate 4 mth de
lai hock says:
nt auspicious
lai hock says:
4=die
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
huh really meh
lai hock says:
yar
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
who say one
lai hock says:
u mean u duno meh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i duno
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
she also duno
lai hock says:
nw u noe lor
lai hock says:
aiya
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
then how
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
sheet
lai hock says:
u all christian
lai hock says:
so nvm de lah
lai hock says:
somemore 14
lai hock says:
yao shi
lai hock says:
and 4 mth
lai hock says:
omg
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
WTHECK
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
then how?!
lai hock says:
errr...
lai hock says:
crash event lor
lai hock says:
so tat will boast the auspicious
lai hock says:
err...
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
what u mean crash event
lai hock says:
u noe wad i mean?
lai hock says:
lyk xi shan jia xi
lai hock says:
so tat the luck is more overwhelming
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
like what kind of event?
lai hock says:
lyk...
lai hock says:
bday, wedding, etc.
lai hock says:
those auspicious 1 lor
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
oh no
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
sian
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
AHHH
lai hock says:
or mayb go ppl bday awhile
lai hock says:
to gain their aura
lai hock says:
oso can
lai hock says:
somemore the day b4 is fri the 13
lai hock says:
evil aura is quite overwhelming
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
wah liao
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
got this kind of things one ar
lai hock says:
somewhat lor
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
present everything buy le leh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
got 4th month word
lai hock says:
?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
as in the present
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
card
lai hock says:
oh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
all got happy 4th month already
lai hock says:
u damn random
lai hock says:
oic
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
then how?!?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
OGMOSH
lai hock says:
errr...
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
U SCARING ME LEH !
lai hock says:
dun worry lah
lai hock says:
u christian wad
lai hock says:
u giving her ipod izzit?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
yar
lai hock says:
den u put christian songs inside
lai hock says:
to booast the aura
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
LOL
lai hock says:
serious
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i carve already sia happy 4th month
lai hock says:
err....
lai hock says:
den go carve away the 4 lor
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
sian lar
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
wah lau
lai hock says:
or carve into four
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
four and 4th got difference?
lai hock says:
gt
lai hock says:
four more ang moh
lai hock says:
nt tat bad
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
omgoodness lar
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
AHHH
lai hock says:
or u celebrate wif her at 8.88am lor
lai hock says:
auspicious time
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
where got 8.88 onr
lai hock says:
ok
lai hock says:
my bad...
lai hock says:
haha
lai hock says:
5.18am
lai hock says:
wo yao fa
lai hock says:
somemore the sun juz rise
lai hock says:
will cleanse away the evil aura
lai hock says:
if u 5.18pm celebrate rite
lai hock says:
is 17 18
lai hock says:
so nt really wo yao fa
lai hock says:
plus 5.18pm
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
HUH
lai hock says:
the sun is setting aldy
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
alamak
lai hock says:
*alrdy
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
why u never tell me earlier
lai hock says:
u nv ask me earlier
lai hock says:
cuz i din think ppl will celebrate 4 mth 1 mah
lai hock says:
so bu ji li
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
dun celeb as in how
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
canot go out ar?
lai hock says:
can lah
lai hock says:
but dun celebrate lor
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
ah?
lai hock says:
yar...
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
can go out but dun celebrate
lai hock says:
yup
lai hock says:
dun celebrate can le
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
omgosh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
then the ipod how
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
the carving
lai hock says:
juz give lor
lai hock says:
inside put christian songs
lai hock says:
lyk jesus take the will
lai hock says:
put 88 songs
lai hock says:
or 8 songs
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
WAH
lai hock says:
told u
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
ultimate leh
lai hock says:
muz be auspicious
lai hock says:
in order to overwhelm the evil aura
lai hock says:
celebrate at 5.18am
lai hock says:
see the sun rise
lai hock says:
oso gd wad
lai hock says:
omg
lai hock says:
i juz realise sth
lai hock says:
yyyyyy = 6 letters
xxx xxxx = 7 letters
6 + 7 = 13 letters
13 nt auspicious
den 1+3 = 4
omg
lai hock says:
u fainted arh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
HUH
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
WTHECK
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
why u tink until so far
lai hock says:
fortune telling is lidat 1 mah
lai hock says:
but u dun believe in fortune telling
lai hock says:
so nvm
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
but i believe in the shoe thing
lai hock says:
but u christian leh
lai hock says:
how can u be superstitious
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
yar
lai hock says:
dun worry lah
lai hock says:
jesus will bless u de
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
or the ipod
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i dun give on the day itself
lai hock says:
gif me lor
lai hock says:
to siam the thing
lai hock says:
haha
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
eh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
dun like that leh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i very scared now
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
cos its the 1st time i hear
lai hock says:
has been gg ard le leh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i onli hear shoes b4
lai hock says:
den u try bah
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
eh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
dun leh
lai hock says:
u do the things i told u
lai hock says:
shld be alrite bah
lai hock says:
5.18am = wo yao fa!
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
we slping leh
lai hock says:
bo bian wad
lai hock says:
meet for breakfast lor
lai hock says:
see sun rise
lai hock says:
den picnic
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
HUH !!!
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
LOL?
lai hock says:
why nt
lai hock says:
creative rite
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
anybody celebrate on the 4th b4?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
then anything happen?
lai hock says:
errr... no?
lai hock says:
u can try
lai hock says:
den i noe
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
WAH LAU !
lai hock says:
anyway...
lai hock says:
bluff u de
lai hock says:
hahaha
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
HUH?
lai hock says:
huh wad?
lai hock says:
bluff u de
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
u trying to make me feel better
lai hock says:
no?!?!
lai hock says:
i mean i really bluff u de
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
huh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i was thinking
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
if like that
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
14th bday
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
canot celebrate ar
lai hock says:
bday different
lai hock says:
the bday boy/gal the biggest
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
AHHH?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
LOL
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
WIN ALREADY
lai hock says:
really wad...
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
hai
lai hock says:
can i upload this conversation to my blog?
lai hock says:
so funny
lai hock says:
haha
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
why?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
??
lai hock says:
cuz u so gulible
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
u confi no such things ar
lai hock says:
yar...
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
okokk
lai hock says:
i think
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
really scare me
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
??
lai hock says:
i think lah
lai hock says:
cannot confirm
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
?
lai hock says:
i mean i cannot cfm no such things
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
omgosh man
lai hock says:
why?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
duno man
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
u say until very real
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
what crash ppl bday
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
get luck
lai hock says:
dotz
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
u blogging?
lai hock says:
nope?
lai hock says:
u din gif me the consent mah
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
i tot u say u wana post
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
lol
lai hock says:
u din say can mah
lai hock says:
tat means can arh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
hahahas
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
errrr
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
eh
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
dun put name can
lai hock says:
how to dun put name
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
sian
lai hock says:
nvm...
lai hock says:
den i dun post
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
lol
lai hock says:
but i send to others can?
lai hock says:
haha
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
WAH LAU
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
lol
lai hock says:
aiya
lai hock says:
send to our clique nia
lai hock says:
eh
lai hock says:
i remove the name le
lai hock says:
can i upload?
[XXX] (L) [YYY] says:
okok

temasek polytechnic graduation 23 may 2008

2008-06-11T12:51:00.004+08:00

i've finally graduated on 23 may 2008... yay~

i wanna thank all my frenz for their help during my poly life and those who have helped me in one way or another... love u guys deep deep... now let's view the fotos that were taken =)

genting trip 09 - 11 may 2008...

2008-05-31T14:32:00.001+08:00

hello everyone! the couples (zhengxi and jimmy, and valerie and i) went for a short holiday at genting... the weather is very cooling and we enjoyed ourselves (i do lah) at the theme park... i missed the space shot, corkscrew and cyclone, which are so exciting lah... hell yea man... on a holiday of cuz muz take photos, so now let the pics do the talking =)

bbq...

2008-05-15T18:38:00.014+08:00

to whom it may concern (you noe who you are)...

details of the bbq:

venue: pasir ris park, pit 13

date: 31 may 2008, saturday

time: 5pm

ard 20 people are going, so those who are bringing things, plz prepare for this number...

things to bring (who is/are bringing):

1) items:

firestarters, aluminium foil, trash bag, cardboard, ~~thongs~~ tongs, wire mesh, brush, serviette and wet tissues (jimmy)
cutleries (lai hock)
charcoal
poker cards (jason)

2) food:

crab meat and hot dog (guay gen and eugene)
satay (jimmy)
chicken wings, otah, tibits and mashmallow (wei jie, jac, cindy and joannes)
vegetarian beehoon (jun yong)
bread and planta (si yong)
chicken and fish fillet (jimmy)
drinks (sai lam)
sugar (lai hock)
shepard's pie (collin)

plz tag at my tagboard to update me on wad things u are bringing... suggestions on additional things to bring are greatly welcome=) thank you...

it's time for enlistment...

2008-04-17T19:32:00.001+08:00

i've finally received my enlistment letter le...

i'm required to report for enlistment on 10 july 2008 (thu) at 2pm to Basic Military Training Centre School 1...

u guys muz treasure the time wif me orh!!! lolx...

i'm ill...

2008-04-17T11:19:00.000+08:00

hi everyone! it has been yrs since i last update, so nan de i'm on leave, i shall do an update...

on tues, 15 apr, i'm down with sore throat, which i hate the most... my throat felt damn uncomfortable that swallowing and talking were pain...

luckily on wed, 16 apr, i've recovered from sore throat, but i'm suffering from flu...

today, thu, 17 apr, i woke up at 630am to prepare for work, but i'm too ill to go work, so i decided to take leave to rest and recover...

actually, i planned to meet my ayton buddies today de, but from my current status, i dun think i can make it... sorry guys...

well... hope i recover fast k!

my com is dead...

2008-03-28T23:20:00.002+08:00

on 27 mar 2008, my computer was announced dead (i'm blogging this using val's laptop), so u wont get to see me online as often le... juz to update abt myself incase u guys miss me...

currently, i'm working as an admin assistant at sgx centre 1, at raffles place... life is good... having great time with my bao bei valerie and my buddies... juz hope to meet up for dinner and supper more often...

currently, i'm oso craving for

1) golden mile food ctr lvl 2 claypot rice

2) bedok 85's bar chor mee

3) steamboat

4) nihon mura

5) shokudo

6) bak kut teh
7) amk's crab bee hoon

~~8) sex~~

i was featured on the cover of maxim...

2008-03-06T13:07:00.002+08:00

as the title says, i was featured on the cover of maxim magazine, check it out

i've found the website, http://www.magmypic.com/, from my fren's friendster's pic... being a bo liao person, instead of goin to wash-up (i juz woke up... haha...), i've decided to do a magazine cover and blog it b4 washing up... aren't i hot?!?

my wawa...

2008-02-28T19:18:00.008+08:00

2day, as usual, i was viwawa-ing... den gt this player said "you look very ugly leh!"

lolx... he meant my wawa look very ugly... ok... meet Orh Jiao, my wawa...

she very ugly meh... lolx...

i need job...

2008-02-28T13:33:00.000+08:00

haiz... i desperately need a job... anyone gt job opportunities, plz contact me... thx guys...

feedbacks...

2008-02-26T12:12:00.001+08:00

it's me again... my third post for 2day... too many things happening liao, so can update then can gain experience points and level up... think play too much viwawa den become lidat...

ytd nite i was ~~flirting~~ chatting with cheryl on the msn and she gave me some feedbacks on my blog... she commented, "the way u put words together, very funny, ur blog very interesting but super short, ur post. it is interesting so u want to read more but it end alrdy."

i love feedbacks on my blog, so that i can improve on it and make it more appealing to readers... it's really great to noe that people do read your blog and tag at your tagboard (hinting)... it's 12.12pm le... time for my brunch before gg to play viwawa and facebook... ciao~

today is cindy's 20th bird day...

2008-02-26T11:52:00.002+08:00

today is cindy's 20th bird day... happy bird day cindy... may all your wishes and mine come true... enjoy ur celebration...

huh?!? u mean u duno who is cindy?!? it's ok, i din expect you to noe either... lolx... check out her facebook and friendster! BEWARE, SHE BITES!

rainy night and morning...

2008-02-26T11:42:00.002+08:00

goody morning everyone! do you have a good nite slp? opps, sorry for those who cant enjoy the long sleep, but most of my frenz can as we are having our holidays!!! HAHAHA (evil grin...)...

this morning at 2am++, which is still night, it rain at my house area... surprisingly it rains during february, guess the weather is really changing... and i woke up this morning, the floor was wet (not my house the floor, the downstairs one...), so i hypothesized (long time din use this word since writing my MP report) that it rain throughout the nite... it was sooo ~~collin~~ cooling during the night and morning, and i have a great sleep... rainy nights and mornings rock, and you stone...

recently, i have started using the word 'ROAR', so i have found a picture (see below, not your private part, i mean below this paragraph) that i wanna use as emoticon... but then hor, when i used in msn, the emoticon machiam small lyk edison's kukubird... anyone can guide me on how to resize the msn emoticon?!? thx...

facebook here i come...

2008-02-25T17:36:00.000+08:00

i'm too free during the holidays so i decided to play facebook! add me and poke me k!!!

poster presentation...

2008-02-25T16:42:00.005+08:00

these are the pics taken during our poster presentation on 14 feb 2008... yes, it's valentine's day...

i'm stressed over MP, so i decided to...

tempted to touch... me (who's grabbing jacilyn's hand?!? opps!!!)

happy 20th birthday to valerie...

2008-02-24T22:13:00.000+08:00

happy birthday to you

happy

birthday

VALERIE

happy birthday to you

love and always will

lai hock

valerie's birthday surprise...

2008-02-23T10:44:00.002+08:00

i really wanna thank jimmy, si yong, cheryl and zhengxi for coming all the way to esplanade to celebrate valerie's birthday! really appreciate your help! you guys rock! i love you guys deep deep!!!

how sex starts and sex is like maths...

2008-02-17T04:15:00.000+08:00

how sex starts...

- a smile leads to a laugh

- a laugh leads to a high 5

- a high 5 leads to a hug

- a hug leads to a kiss

- a kiss leads to a makeout

- makeout leads to a feel up

- a feel up leads to a finger

- a finger leads to a hand

- a hand leads to a lick

- a lick leads to a suck

- a suck leads to a fuck

sex is like maths...

- you add the bed

- subtract the clothes

- divide the legs

- leave your solution and

- pray you don't multiply

新年快乐!!!

2008-02-07T15:01:00.000+08:00

恭喜发财! 新年快乐!

祝大家鼠年行大运!

希望大家有鼠不尽的红包和钞票!

application for nus and ntu admission...

2008-01-13T23:03:00.000+08:00

the application period for ntu and nus admission is from 1 to 21 feb 2008... more information can be obtained from their respective websites...

application for nus admission:

http://www.nus.edu.sg/oam/apply/

list of acceptable diplomas for nus:

http://www.nus.edu.sg/oam/apply/catb/require.htm

ntuc:
http://www.fairprice.com.sg/

application for ntu admission:
http://www.ntu.edu.sg/admissions/SingaporeStudents/category.htm

list of acceptable diplomas for ntu:
http://www.ntu.edu.sg/admissions/SingaporeStudents/catb_criteria.htm

bored on the bus...

2008-01-07T20:59:00.000+08:00

i was bored on the bus... so i came out wif the following riddle:

see you take cloth fry chicken white... guess a phrase

clue: translate each of the words into chinese...

answer: 看你拿布炒鸡白

happy new year!!!

2008-01-01T01:38:00.000+08:00

happy new year!

may you have a smooth and prosperous year ahead!

lots of love (lol)
lai hock

merry christmas!!!

2007-12-25T14:55:00.001+08:00

Merry Christmas to All of YOU!!!

Love and Always Will

Lai Hock

back from otc...

2007-12-21T10:50:00.000+08:00

i'm back from otc and continuing my mp and sip... i miz my empire... sigh... regretted din socialize wif others during the camp, but nvm, i will do so during the future outings...

well, our best gl, nicholas cheong, truly amazed me wif his capabilities... he created a blog for my empire venos ---> http://www.venosrawks.blogspot.com/ check it out k...

erm... that's abt it... i love venos... looking forward to the coming outings... hope to see all of the venosians...

do you feel slack?

2007-12-10T23:02:00.000+08:00

a question for all my sip/mp frenz...

do u feel slack?!? do u feel lyk u nv accomplish much stuff after these few mths?

lolx... cuz that's the way i feel... every nite when i return home from work or during the weekends, i will plan to do work, however, i always ended up giving myself excuses to slack...

resolution for now: motivate myself to do sip/mp

random update

2007-11-23T09:26:00.000+08:00

leeched from zhengxi…

Name: leow lai hock
Date of Birth: 31 august 1988
Current Status: attached, but still available ---> to girls only…
Eye Colour: do u mean iris? light brown…
Hair Colour: hair on my head is black… left armpit hair is blue and right is red… pubic hair is gold…
Righty or Lefty: right hand, but when wanking, both hands oso can…

[Layer Two: On the inside]
Your Heritage: singaporean malaysian… dad is singaporean and mum is malaysian…
Your Fears: i fear i’ve no fear
Your Weakness: NOT APPLICABLE
Your Perfect Pizza: free pizza

[Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow]
Your First Thought This Morning: woo… ‘it’ is up…
Your Last Thought Before Bedtime: hope no wet dreams…
Your Most Missed Memories: exams and tests…

[Layer Four: Your Pick]
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonald or Burger King: mac? i prefer their fries than bk’s
Single or Group Dates: red dates... both oso can...
Adidas or Nike: adidas... but if u wan gif me nike stuff i dun mind...
Tea or Nestea: teh gao!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate... the darker the better... (ps: zx, chocolate dun sux)
Cappuccino or Coffee: i lyk my cappuccino serves cold and coffee serves hot... wad abt u jimmy?

[Layer Five: Do You...]
Smoke: nope... 2nd hand smoke yes...
Curse: good gracious... nono, i dun curse cuz it's fucking rude to curse...
Take Showers: when it rains... too poor to afford shower head...
Have a crush: DEFINITELY NOT (this is how i reply valerie); YES (this is how i reply my frenz)...
Think you are in love: not think... i'm confirm i'm in love with valerie... (ps: zx u're in love with who arh? nv share...)

[Layer Six: In the Past Month]
Drank alcohol: yes... HUA DIAO JIU and BAI MI JIU rocks!!!
Gone to the mall: nope... there are alot of strangers there... stranger danger!!!
Been on stage: yes... for canning... juz kidding...
Eaten sushi: yes...
Dyed your hair: yes... dyed black...

[Layer Seven: Have You Ever...]
Played a stripping game: i wanted to, but nobody wants to see me strip... sigh... (ps: zx wanna play with who?!? bo jio!)
Changed who you were to fit in: i dun understand this qn... can someone plz explain?

[Layer Eight: Age]
You are hoping to get married at the age of: when my career and finance are stable... (ps: zx, when's that time? now oso can?)

[Layer Nine: In a Girl/~~Guy~~]
Best Eye Colour: no preference... i go for the whole package...
Best Hair Colour: depends on which parts...
Short Hair or Long Hair: no preference, as long it suits her... again, i go for the whole package... (ps: zx you prefer pubic hair arh? icic...)

[Layer Ten: What Were You Doing]
1 Min Ago: typing this thingy...
1 Hour Ago: on my way to work...
4.5 Hour Ago: slping...
1 Month Ago: dotz... how i rmb? watch porn and masturbate lah...
1 Year Ago: @%^&$#@... juz bornt...
(ps: zx, who's the 'him' you kept mentioning? him izzit =)?)

[Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence]
I Love: ~~BAR CHOR MEE~~ APPLE PIE

[Layer Twelve: Tag five million people]
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simple person...

2007-10-31T00:31:00.000+08:00

i saw valerie changed her msn nick to 'valerie', which is her name, but i find it simple and nice. so, i've oso changed my msn nick to 'lai hock', which is simply my name...

being simple is the best... dun need to stress over on wad pattern to chu cuz actually simple is oso a form of pattern and style...

come to think of it... i lyk things being simple and i lyk being a simple person... ppl will ask why i so 'no life', but that's juz the way i'm... simple...

follow-up of 'i am on the magazine...'

2007-10-28T19:00:00.002+08:00

this entry is the follow-up of 'i am on the magazine...'

although it is a chao sng news (and old as said by cindy), it is my one and only news that i can 'show off'...

thx to cindy for helping me merge the page which i've scanned in trillion yrs ago, i'm den able to show you the following page from UW magazine tat i was featured on:

update update...

2007-10-28T17:05:00.000+08:00

bz wif sip and mp for these past few wks and the following weeks until... well... 25 jan 2007... basically i'm leading a routine life nw...

6.30am: wake up

6.30-6.45am: wash up

6.45-7am: breakfast

7-7.15am: style-hair plus dress up for work

7.15-7.30am: wait for bus at bus stop, while looking out for babes

7.30-9am: journey to the west... nus... from my hse to nus i needa transfer 3 buses... 74 to 151 to A2(internal shuttle bus)... during bus journey i will make stupid comments of others inside my mind to entertain myself during the 1.5h journey...

9am-5.30pm: work, lunch and work

5.30-6pm: packing up for home

6-8pm: journey back home... always hoping that i can reach home at 7pm, but i noe i'm dreaming...

8-9pm: dinner

9-11pm: if i'm still not half-dead, i'll be doing sip/mp stuff... otherwise will be slacking... crapping on msn... my frenz miz my crap... i juz noe it, so plz dun deny...

11pm-12am: reporting time to miss valerie

12-6.30am: yum cha session w/ 周公 (a.k.a. zhou gong or duke of zhou)

how i wish i can write such things down in my sip logbk... sigh... i need inspirations for my sip logbk... seeing nus students at the bus stop makes me miz sch... miz crapping w/ frenz during lec, tut and lab... i oso miz my ayton buddies... sorry guys that i din turn up for chalet...

2007/2008 semester 2 timetable

2007-10-18T23:30:00.002+08:00

zoo with valerie...

2007-10-07T21:51:00.004+08:00

woo... finally start to write something on the blog... well... actually, i'm the kind of person who prefers to talk more than writing, hence, that's the reason i seldom update my blog...

ytd, i spent a wonderful day with my beloved gf at the zoo... the trip was fun, but not that romantic as expected... lolx... we took lots of pictures and videos too... when i reached home and view them, that is when i find the trip a memorable 1... here comes the pictures:

Yanan, Choon Yew, Sze Kai, Dong Ping and My Birthday 2007...

2007-10-07T18:43:00.001+08:00

happy birthday...

2007-08-31T00:54:00.000+08:00

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to lai hock

happy birthday to me

wish myself all the best in everything i do and may all my wishes come true

mum... thank you for the hard time you have during my birth... i love you lots...

golden village movie club...

2007-08-28T23:28:00.000+08:00

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napfa...

2007-08-26T21:51:00.001+08:00

i scare i fail napfa... ppl... gif me ur blessings...

last term tests in tp...

2007-08-24T01:48:00.000+08:00

SONG BO!!! ytd was my last term test in tp... that means i wont have any term tests and exams in tp anymore...

good luck and all the best to those having their exams... give your best for the papers so u wont have regrets and play hard after that...

NAPFA, SIP, MP AND LADIES here i come...

rainbow...

2007-07-22T21:04:00.001+08:00

i don't know...

2007-06-20T14:08:00.000+08:00

I don't know when I have started falling in love with you.

Neither do I know when I will stop loving you.

i am on the magazine...

2007-06-04T20:02:00.000+08:00

i am on a magazine~!!! i am on this week's 优1周 aka UW magazine... issue 78, 09 June 2007, page 61...

p.s.: i din send in the videos to the magazine... dey reported it without my knowledge...

random pictures...

2007-05-26T19:31:00.001+08:00

my feelings...

2007-05-14T20:02:00.001+08:00

I will shower you with all my love,

cuz you are the girl I love the most.

me on the mrt...

2007-04-24T22:12:00.001+08:00

videos taken during foc...

2007-04-17T20:38:00.001+08:00

ngo hiong videos...

2007-04-16T14:12:00.000+08:00

stayed in tp island...

2007-04-15T16:59:00.001+08:00

i'm back frm tp island... been there for the 6days freshmen orientation camp... the camp is fun... i miz all my fellow gls who crap wif me whole day long... lolx... i oso miz my freshies babies oso... though i regretted din interact much wif them, hope i can make up for it on the coming outings... really enjoy myself during the camp... and i lyk to thank my gls and freshies who lyk my jokes...

NGO HIONG CHEER

EH some bei leh jia ngo hiong arh (echo back)

NA mi na mi na jia ngo hiong arh (echo back)

wo zao can jia ngo hiong (echo back)

wu can ye jia ngo hiong (echo back)

wan can ye jia ngo hiong (echo back)

wo tian tian jia ngo hiong (echo back)

we are ngo hiong

ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo

we are ngo hiong

hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong

we are N... G... erm...

we are ngo hiong

ngo hiong... ngo hiong... ngo hiong... ngo hiong...

hey ngo hiong do the dance let me see u clap ur hands

ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo... ngo (clapping of hands with every beat of ngo)

now that u got the beat let me see u stamp ur feet

hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong... hiong (stamp the feet with every beat of hiong)

now that u got the groove let me see your body move

go ngo hiong

ngo ngo (swerve to the right and clap with every beat of ngo)

go ngo hiong

hiong hiong (swerve to the left and clap with every beat of hiong)

now deep fry (psss~)

everybody eat now

N...

G...

O... (pause for 1 second)

H... I... A... N... G

ngo hiong ngo hiong ngo hiong ngo hiong

ngo hiong... ngo hiong

ngo hiong ngo hiong ngo hiong ngo hiong
ngo hiong... ngo hiong

ps: who got the video of my empire doing this cheer, plz send me...

lolx... that's the cheer i came up with during the FO camp... the story for creating such cheer is well... on the 1st day of FOC, there's juz so much ngo hiang leftover and our empire being the last empire to have dinner, have to finish all the remaining ngo hiang... and we came up wif lots of cheers... tat nite, we went supper tgt and as usual, being the noisy lai hock, i started this cheer and miss yy snap shot me doing this lah... lolx... the video is damn funny lah... SELENE, send me the 'the making of ngo hiang cheer' soon k... dun make my frenz wait k...

i'm really touched tat my freshies wanna learn my cheer... and when dey master it and started cheering, i was luffing all the way... it's den i realize hw cum my fellow kakis were luffing when i was cheering... it's really very sweet when watching my dear freshies babies performing tis cheer... hope to see them ard in sch and of cuz the outing... gonna start planning... my fellow gls are waiting for the buaya session... opps opps opps opps opps...

time to go add the freshies to msn and friendster... ngo hiang...

i'm starting to miss her... sigh...

2007-04-08T21:34:00.001+08:00

haiz... my dear so lucky... can go hk for holiday... sigh... i'm starting to miss her le... lolx... so mushy rite... nt lyk the usual me... haiz... hope she has a safe and sound trip and bring me back my presents... lolx...

juz return home from the gathering wif my secondary clique... lolx... i am the organizer and i plan to eat zi char at my hse area and i'm oso late... lolx... john, choon yew and desmond ng are enlisted on tues, wish them have a fun time inside... lolx...

tml is freshmen orientation liao... hope i can get myself to be enthu and let the freshies and my fellow gls have a memorable time...

be back in a wk's time, but duno when will blog again... hope i can get lots of inspirations frm the freshmen orientation... love u all deep deep... byeeeeeeee...

untitled

2007-03-28T12:12:00.000+08:00

i'm bored... dun feel lyk dota or cs... so decide to blog since i din blog for a long time... went to friendster and leeched some things for me to blog here... so here it goes...

001. name : leow lai hock

002. nickname : hock

003. single or attached : attached (dun be sad gals... i can make u my concubine)

004. zodiac sign : virgo

005. male or female : unsure

006. primary school : serangoon garden south school (merged with zhonghua pri alrdy)

007. secondary school : mayflower secondary school

008. college : temasek polytechnic

009. iris color : light brown

010. hair color : black

011. long or short hair : short

012. shoe size : us 8

013. asthma : no... seems lyk a health survey... i'm not pregnant by the way...

014. are you health freak : nope and i'm not a freak... i'm not lame either...

015. height : 183cm... believe me...

016. do you have a crush on someone : yes... hope val din see tis... no lah... i'm very devoted 1 (lyk real)

017. do you like yourself : yes

018. piercings : none

019. tattoos : none

020. righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS

021. first surgery : none... hope none in the future too...

022. first piercing : no piercing...

023. first best friend : myself... i'm a loner and anti-social... i dun lyk to make frenz and i dun see the need to make frenz...

024. first movie : no money watch movie... space jam...

025. first sport you joined : badminton

026. first pet : din keep pet b4... ants consider?!?

027. first vacation : sentosa?!? cuz no money go vacation... malaysia lah...

028. first concert : secondary 1... my secondary sch's musical nite... kana force to go 1... not cheap somemore...

029. first crush : tell u u oso duno, so might as well dun ans... lolx...

CURRENTLY

030. eating : nth... shit... i am hungry...

031. drinking : my saliva...

032. i'm about : to continue with question 033.

033. listening to : not listening to anything...

034. waiting for : the cows to come home...

035. wearing : LV shirt and gucci shorts...

FUTURE

036. want kids? : yes...

037. want to get married? : yes... cuz i wanna have sex... juz kidding...

038. careers in mind? : I WANT TO BE A CHEF

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

039. lips or eyes? : both?!?

040. hugs or kisses : both... with sex better... lolx... omg... ppl will thing i'm a pervert... i'm not ok!!! all this pervertic talks are for entertainment purpose... lyk real again...

041. shorter or taller : shorter

042. romantic or spontaneous : romantic and spontaneous and erotic... opps...

043. stomach or arms : armpits...

044. sensitive or loud : huh?!?

045. hook-up or relationship : in a relationship...

HAVE YOU EVER

~~046. heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? : yes~~

046. kissed a stranger : nope... but i've the intention... i think my image is goin down the drain...

047. lost glasses/contacts: lost contacts, but found it later...

048. ran away from home : nope... i will miss my computer...

049. broken any bones : no broken bones, fractured...

050. broken someone's heart : yes... many times... but i mend it back later...

051. been arrested : nope...

052. turned someone down : if tis question is apply to turn someone down for meetings, my answer will be yes...

053. cried when someone died : yes

054. liked a friend : i lyk all my frenz...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

055. yourself: yes...

056. miracles : yes...

057. love at first sight : yes...

058. heaven : yes... doubt i can go there...

059. santa claus : no... but i believe my frenz will gif me xmas presents...

060. fairies : no...

061. kissing on the first date : i dun mind...

062. angels : yes?!?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

063. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now? : yes... my dear valerie...

064. Is Superman really better than Batman? : no lah, batman is better than superman cuz even though both wear underwear on the outside, batman is smart enuff to wear a mask...

065. Have you had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at the same time? : nope for gf, but yes for boyfriends... opps...

holiday season...

2007-03-06T22:31:00.001+08:00

YEA~!!! it's holiday season again... although i have only experience a few days of freedom, i'm starting to feel bored alrdy... i needa a JOB!!! my wife is delivering liao, needa money to buy milk powder, diapers, support the family, ~~new wife~~... any1 gt any job to recommend, plz contact me okay... thank you in advance... love u deep deep... muackzZz

cindy's birthday...

2007-03-05T02:05:00.000+08:00

on sat nite... i went for cindy's bbq to celebrate her bday~!!! despite the rain, we still have so much fun, crap and FOOD... a lot of peeps said my special bee hoon nice (too bad for those who left early... you guys miss the ho liao...) duno whether izzit true anot or juz wanna make me happy nia... lolx... mayb it's true lah, since sec 2 i made a special pepper bee hoon during home econs lesson (details shld not be elaborate here)... i think i really can be a chef...

took some pics on tat day... sigh... i look so ugly in the pics lah... bear wif it k... gt 1 pic dun have my face 1, but gt my back lah (not bare back)... plz dun print out the pics and throw darts on my face hor juz bcuz the pics freak u out... lolx...

History of the Word Fuck

2007-01-25T20:44:00.000+08:00

check out this website http://www.maniacworld.com/f-81.htm for the History of the Word Fuck

my appreciation...

2007-01-22T21:25:00.000+08:00

i really wanna show my appreciation for the projects and quizes... sincere thanks to them for giving me such an exciting, interesting and fun-filled life... bcuz of them, i learnt to spend my time meaningfully and wisely, and not wasting my time on stupid stuff lyk:

chatting on the msn
chatting on the fone
porno-ing
dota-ing
counting hair
flirting

cheers to projects and quizes... you guys rock my world upside down and inside out... may the rest of my life be drowned wif projects, quizes, term tests and exams, so i wont lead a meaningless life...

i need your sympathetic

2007-01-22T19:50:00.000+08:00

i need your sympathetic... life sux seriously... why?!?

last fri, 19th jan, 8am MCT lec (the nxt lect is 2pm) was cancelled, but i was not informed... this means that i woke up at 6.15am juz to go to sch for nth... luckily i have project meeting at 9.30am... so, i slack outside the library, library only opens at 8.30am, reading the free newpaper... when the library open, i went to library to do research for the ltr meeting...

today's 9 - 12pm MCT lab was cancelled, and i was not informed AGAIN... WTF rite... it's mct again... luckily ain was in sch to do pia project, so junyong and i join her to do our PIA project...

MCT, AGAIN, quiz postponed to fri... which is oso the day where i have to submit my PIA report and IPT ppt... hope i can get everything done by den...

down wif sore throat... i hate sore throat... means for the nxt 2 days i will have cough... den for the nxt 1 to 2 wks i will have blocked and runny nose... cool yea...

so life really sux... gif me ur sympathetic...

frenz... we can do it... let's endure this hardship together...

my new target...

2007-01-15T21:05:00.000+08:00

well... i am back and i have a new target...

i juz cant stop thinking of her... when i woke up, i think of her... on my way to sch, i oso think of her... lunch time think of her, on my way home think of her, dinner think of her... even in my dreams i oso think of her... she juz simply makes me go crazy and i am so freaking stress over her now... plus, i cannot resist the temptation to fuck and screw her upside down and inside out and upside down again...

i am stress mayb bcuz i duno hw to take action or wad actions shld i take... actually i alrdy start taking actions, but den i duno whether izzit correct anot...

i think she is quite popular among chem eng and pst students. i think most of them are oso crazy and stress over her now, and feel like fucking and screwing her... the mysterious her is none other than...

PRINCIPLES OF ANALYSIS...

xmas mood

2006-12-28T15:42:00.000+08:00

until 2day, i still have xmas mood... only wanna play and play and play... no mood to do my projects... haiz... there's so much projects and stuff to do... i think i am escaping from all my workload... instead of compiling my bphar stuff, i am blogging... i am really tired of studying le... even though nw is holiday, i am drown by all the sch work and i feel suffocated... i hope i can find back my interest to study soon... till then...

OTC Camp

2006-12-24T15:15:00.000+08:00

for the past 3 days 2 nights, i have been to my sch's orientation training camp... training to be a GL... i have lots of fun there and i get to noe alot of wonderful frenz~!!!

i have learnt alot from the camp... learnt how to interact wif peeps btr, how to crap more, tok cock... so much i've learnt tat i'm too lazy to type out... lolx...

hmm... for the first 2 days, i admit i wasnt tat frenly, as in taking the initiative to interact wif peeps, mayb bcuz i am shy bah... lolx... and i think peeps din interact wif me bcuz i look dao and lyk an ah beng bah -_-'' haiz... unfortnately to disappoint them, i am not an ah beng... lolx... instead, i am a lamer... haha... i only start to open-up on the 3rd day, after playing more games and interact more wif my fellow GLs... it's btr to be late den never rite...

after the camp, we wrote post-cards for everyone... and i am surprised and overwhelmed tat i received 2 post-cards even though i wasnt tat lively throughout the camp ... thank you guys~!!! juz to share some comments they wrote abt me here:

1) you look dao

2) you look lyk an ah beng

3) you look serious

4) you are lame

5) you are funny

6) you are cute (i knew it long ago... lolx...)

however, i am still sad cuz nobody says i am handsome, yandao, shuai... mayb they are too shy to admit bah... nvm... although dey din write, i noe dey think tat way can le... lolx...

really enjoyed myself to the fullest during the camp!!! hope to see everyone in sch and fow/foc... if u guys see me but i din say hi to you, it's not bcuz i am dao, but bcuz i dont recognize you... sorry abt tat... gt poor memory... but i hope u guys will still say approach me and say hi =D take care every1 and you guys ROCKS!!!

i am back...

2006-12-15T01:39:00.000+08:00

dear fans~!!! i am finally back from my holidays... yea~!!!

well... for the past few wks, or months, i was on a holiday... on a holiday to study and do projects... i love to study and do projects as most of u guys noe...

actually, 2day is the saddest day of my sch term... cuz i finished my last paper for my term-tests :( tat means cant study le... haiz... nonetheless, being so in love wif studying, i shall continue my study quest from tml again... i cant wait for tml... so if u guys din see me updating my blog, tat means i am bz studying... though i will still be online to research on how to improve on my studies... so if any1 of u who is oso as crazy as me over studying and would like to exchange ideas over the studying techniques, the best is got those study 'mi ji' a.k.a. secret manual, plz contact me at my tag board k...

i shall go bi guan xiu lian le... till then... may i master the highest level of studying: SHAOLIN THUNDER DRAGON BURNT BOOKS ABSORPTION... never heard of such skills bah... cuz it is a long lost study martial art, and it is on par wif guo jing's xiang long shi ba zhang (18 Dragon-Subduing Palms)... by mastering tis fearsome skill, i am able to drink the books that i have burnt and absorb all the information i need... that means, i will be able to memorize all the text in the whole wide world... AND I WILL RULE THE MARTIAL ARTS WORLD AND THE STUDY REALM... HA HA HA HA~!!!

p.s.: i cant wait for my study week and my main exams...

supper at geylang...

2006-10-24T01:38:00.000+08:00

lyk wad the title said, i have supper wif my secondary sch clique at geylang... we ate tian ji zhou aka frog leg porridge, have dao hui for dessert and prostitutes for post-dinner activities... song arh...

on the train there, dey comment on my ah beng hair... they said and/or did one or all of the following... mostly all...

"ah long ge"
"ur fringe really very short"
"you cut ur fringe so short, really like ah beng"
"wah gt tail... phew phew (blowing sound of the back of my hair)"
"shi nian de guan xi" (the problem lies wif the face)
play wif the back of my hair

well, despite such comforting comments, i have a wonderful nite... dinner, supper and pubbing soon k... all the best to those taking A levels... may all of u pass wif flying color pencils... i mean flying colors...

my timetable...

2006-10-21T19:32:00.001+08:00

well... this is my new semester's timetable... hope jessica alba is able to motivate me to go sch despite the sucky timing...

handsome ah beng...

2006-10-16T23:46:00.000+08:00

watched 'you, me and dupree' wif my bao bei tis evening so i met her at bishan mrt control station... the 1st thing she said to me when she saw me was, "What happened to your hair?!? You look like ah beng lah!!!"

i have cut my hair ytd to prepare for the new sch term nxt mon... apparently, from her shocking reaction, i dun take it as a compliment... so saddening lah... even she says i look lyk ah beng... nvm lah... she oso nt the 1st person who say so... there are peeps who say i look sia lan oso...

ACTUALLY, i am a very nice guy who dun even use vulgarities... i really hope peeps will say i am a handsome ah beng, atleast tis is nt so saddening as i am still handsome even though i look lyk beng... lolx...

finally got a new tagboard...

2006-10-14T20:06:00.000+08:00

for the past few days, my tagboard has been down... so i decided to change my tagboard... suit my blog's colors too... so tag tag and i shall be motivated to cum out wif more entertaining entries... till then...

what is inside my mouth?

2006-10-10T14:36:00.000+08:00

what is inside my mouth? let's watch and find out...

Goldihock and the Three Pears

2006-10-05T20:39:00.000+08:00

Little Goldihock is a yandao who lived in a tropical country called Singapore.

One afternoon, he was playing DotA on his computer, and you would have thought he is as hua he as an ong, and quite contented to stay where he was instead of kao peh-ing about. But it happened that he is kan pek chek and du lan with the game as it is very lag, so he mai shng liao. He got up and decided to go MacRitchie Reservoir Park to kia kia. It was such a windy and pleasant day that he wandered on and on and on and on until he came to a section of the park where he had never been before.

In this section of the park, there lived a family of three Pears - the GREAT BIG PAPA PEAR, MEDIUM SIZED MAMA PEAR and TEENY TINY BABY PEAR. They lived together in a luxurious bungalow and were very happy.

Goldihock stopped when he came to the front gate of the Pears' bungalow and began to wonder who lived there.

"I'll just take a quick look around," said Goldihock and so he did; but there was nobody at home, for the Pears had all gone shopping at Orchard Road, whilst the Teo Chew muay they were going to have for dinner cooled upon the table.

The tempting fragrance of the muay made Goldihock bah tor yao. He began to wish the people of the house would return home and invite him to have some. Although he looked everywhere, under the table and into the cupboards, he could find no one.

"HO SEI LIAO LAH!!! BO LANG DI CHU!!!" Exclaimed hungry Goldihock.

"LIM PEH AI JIA MUAY LIAO LOR!!!" Continued Goldihock. Finally, he buay tahan liao and made up his mind to take a little sip to see how the porridge tasted.

The porridge had been put into three bowls - a GREAT BIG BOWL for the GREAT BIG PAPA PEAR, a MEDIUM BOWL for the MEDIUM SIZED MAMA PEAR and a TEENY TINY BOWL for the TEENY TINY BABY PEAR. Beside each bowl lay a spoon, and Goldihock took one and helped himself to a spoonful of porridge from the GREAT BIG BOWL.

"CHAO CHEE B*I!!! Ar Ni Sio Ang Zhua Jia?!?" Yelled Goldihock. The porridge was so hot with chilli padi and pepper and wasabi that he did not like it at all. However, his ba tor was still yao, so he thought he would try again.

"PUAY~!!!" This time he took a sip of the MAMA PEAR'S porridge, but he spitted out as he liked that no better for it was too leng and kiam.

"Why their muay so ka na sai one?!?" Goldihock thought.

"Neh ber mind, I pang chance, I shall try the last bowl," Goldihock tasted the BABY PEAR'S porridge.

"WAH~!!! SHIOK ARH~!!! Just like the Teo Chew muay I've tried at geylang!!" He loved and ate the porridge, without thinking twice about it.

When he had finished his meal, he noticed three massage chairs standing by the wall. One was a GREAT BIG CHAIR, and he climbed upon that and sat down.

"Wah lao eh~!!! So hard how to sit?!? The owner of this chair must have a thick kar chng lah!!!" Goldihock could not sit there for long, so he climbed up on the next, which was a MEDIUM SIZED CHAIR, but that was too soft for his liking. So he went on to the last, which was a TEENY TINY CHAIR that suited him exactly. He turn on the massage chair and start his massage.

"SONG ARH~!!!" It was so comfortable that he sat on and on until he actually sat the bottom out.

"SIAN LAH~!!! Kan suay," sighed Goldihock. The chair was spoilt and he was comfortable no longer. He got up and began to wonder what he should do next.

There was a lift in the Pears' bungalow, and Goldihock thought he would go up it and see where it led to. So up he went, and when he reached the top, he chio kao peng, for the Pears' bedroom was the funniest he had ever seen. In the middle of the room stood a GREAT BIG BED. On one side of it, there was a MEDIUM SIZED BED, and on the other, there was a TEENY TINY BED.

Goldihock was sleepy, so he thought he would lie down and have a little nap. First, he got upon the GREAT BIG BED.

"Cannot make it lah!!! So hard, ang zhua khoon," said Goldihock. The bed was just as hard as the GREAT BIG CHAIR, so he jumped off and tried the MEDIUM SIZED BED.

"Help!!! I'm sinking!!! Lifeguard help!!!" Cried Goldihock. The bed was so soft that he sank right down into the feather cushions and was nearly smothered.

"I'll try the TEENY TINY BED," he said and so he did.

"WAH SONG!!! Like sleeping on a cloud!!! I'm floating in the sky!!!" said Goldihock sleepily.

"zZz... zZz..." It was so comfortable that he soon fell asleep.

Whilst Goldihock lay there, dreaming of all sorts of exotic things, the three Pears return home from their shopping trip.

"I'M HUNGRY!!!" The three Pears roared together. They were very hungry and quite ready for their dinner.

"Ni nao hiah!!!" Exclaimed the GREAT BIG PAPA PEAR when he saw his spoon had been used and thrown under the table.

"KAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE B*I!!! SIANG TAO JIA WA EH MUAY?!?" Roared PAPA PEAR in a GREAT BIG VOICE.

"What is this?!?" Questioned MEDIUM SIZED MAMA PEAR while looking at a sticky yellowish fluid on the table. Being curious, she smelt and tasted a little bit of it, but she did not know what it is. Still being clueless, she decided to eat the whole sticky yellowish fluid.

"FUCKING HELL!!! Siang eh chao nua?!?" Screamed MAMA PEAR in a high-pitch voice.

"But I like it!!!" She continued, regretting for swallowing the whole phlegm down instead of enjoying it bits by bits.

"The nua would tasted good with my muay," said MAMA PEAR while looking at her bowl.

"NIN NA BEI!!! Who ate my muay?!?" Screamed MAMA PEAR in a higher pitch voice.

"BOO HOO HOO~!!! BOO HOO HOO~!!!" Cried the poor TEENY TINNY BABY PEAR.

"KAO PEH LAH~!!! DIAM DIAM EH SAI BUAY?!?" PAPA and MAMA PEARS lectured the whining BABY PEAR.

"Wu... wu... wu lang ga... ga... ga wa eh muay jia... jia... jia ga liao!!!" BABY PEAR struggled with his speech.

"SUAY LOR~!!! Your dai ji!!!" Replied PAPA and MAMA PEARS in a boh chup tone.

Being pek chek with BABY PEAR's outcries, both PAPA and MAMA PEARS decided to get some massage on their massage chair after a tiring day of shopping. Before sitting down on their chairs, the pears have the habit of smelling their seats.

"THAT'S NOT MY KAR CHNG SMELL!!! Who has been sitting on my chair?!?" Roared PAPA and MAMA PEARS.

"Siang ze pai wa eh massage chair?!? BOO HOO HOO~!!! BOO HOO HOO~!!!" BABY PEAR dropped into tears again.

However, this time the Pears were sure that someone had just been to their house, so they patrol around the house to check if that trespasser was still around. There was certainly nobody downstairs, so they went to take the lift.

"The lift stopped at level 2," said BABY PEAR while looking up at the level indicator.

"SIAO EH~!!! Wa hmm si pa jiao!!! I got eyes, I can see from the level indicator. Somemore our house only got 2 storeys, if that siao kia who trespasses our house is not downstairs, of course he's upstairs lah!!! Bodoh!!!" PAPA PEAR scolded BABY PEAR while pressing the lift button.

The lift doors opened and the Pears enter. The lift doors opened again. The Pears' bedroom was in view. When both PAPA and MAMA PEARS looked at their bed, they roared, except that MAMA PEAR's pitch is higher.

"Which siao gin nah has been lying on my bed!!!"

"WAH~!!! Got one yandao sleeping on my bed!!!" Exclaimed the happy BABY PEAR when he saw Goldihock.

When PAPA PEAR began to speak, Goldihock was still sleeping and dreaming about a striptease trying to strip her undies. When MAMA PEAR began to speak, he dreamt that the striptease wore back her undies; but when BABY PEAR began to speak, he dreamt that the striptease had completely stripped off her undies.

"AHHH~!!! BA BOH!!! NA BEI!!! STILL GOT LAM PA!!! Goldihock was frightened awake, but he did not noticed that there were three Pears standing beside him.

Goldihock, being half-awake, stretched his arms, rubbed his eyes and yawned.

"YAWNZ~!!!"

"KAOZ~!!! So smelly!!! You got bad-breath!!! I can't take it liao. HELP~!!!" The Pears cried together, with tears rolling down their eyes. Standing close to Goldihock when he yawned, the Pears dropped to their knees due to the unbearable bad-breath.

The odour spread quickly throughout the bedroom. On their knees, the Pears crawled towards the exit, struggling to escape.

So near, but yet so far. The exit is only a step away, but the Pears cannot escape in time. The fatal poison from the bad-breath has already reached the Pears' hearts and killed them.

Goldihock, still did not notice about the Pears, hopped out of bed, took the lift downstairs, left the bungalow and returned home, never stopping to wonder what he was doing in that bungalow initially. He finally reached home safely and continued his night sleeping. This time, he dreamt of a sexy FEMALE striptease.

THE END

GLOSSARY:
Bah tor: Stomach
Boh chup: Unconcerned
Chio kao peng: To laugh until one falls down
DotA: Defense of the Ancients
Du lan: Frustrated
Hua he: Happy
Kao peh-ing: Making a lot of noise.
Kia kia: Take a walk
Kan: Fucking
Kiam: Salty
Leng: Cold
Mai shng: Do not want to play
Muay: Porridge
Ong: King
Pek chek: Frustrated
Yandao: A handsome male
Yao: Hungry

REFERENCES:
http://en.wikipedia.org/
http://www.ongoing-tales.com/SERIALS/oldtime/FAIRYTALES/goldilocks.html/
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=LexView&lexicon=lexicon/

my wonderful wednesday

2006-10-04T16:42:00.000+08:00

ytd i slpt at ard 12am cuz i plan to wake up early at 9am to eat prata... i heard my phone's alarm, but i am still so slpy and gt slight headache so i continue slping, so i woke up at 11am instead...

after washing up, i cooked myojo chicken abalone instant noodles with egg for breakfast... yum yum... for more info, u can check out http://www.myojosingapore.com/sn_mca.htm

after breakfast, i played dota... when goin to end, the game suddenly bcum so lag tat i pek chek dun1 play... so i decided to read tarot bk...

previously i stopped at acknowledgement (like nv start at all lor), so i shall really start on reading... after reading a few lines, i am totally lost, so i decided to wrap the bk... tis bk is my treasure k, so muz treat it wif care... i spend 2hrs++ wrapping the bk... very serious rite?!?

after wrapping the bk which MAY sponsor jeannette and sandy's 21 days europe trip, i rewarded myself wif a delicious apple which i have grown at my corridor... fresh and juicy...

now i shall go watch crayon shin chan to spend my evening... till then... MUACKzZz

happy children's day

2006-10-01T00:53:00.000+08:00

HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!!!

during the past few days, i have been watching goong aka princess hours... finally finish the 24 episodes korean drama earlier on... though it's going to show on ch u soon, but i too free liao, so watch on youtube 1st lor...

haiz... finish watching goong, but i duno wad to do for the remaining 3 wks of holidays... hope my frenz will ask me out cuz i am really bored at home... perhaps i shld start learning tarot readings... jeannette and sandy are waiting for their 21 days europe trip... hmm... duno wad to say liao... usually i have been quiet liao, the holidays have made me even more quiet... waiting for sandy to upload the pics so i can blog here... till then...

all the best to my frenz who are taking their promos... ai zai... you guys can do it de...

my birthday celebration part III

2006-09-20T16:24:00.000+08:00

erm... it seems lyk bday celebration so grand lidat... muz separate into 3 entries to tok abt it... lolx... actually, i accidentally left out some photos from 'my birthday celebration part II', so i am uploading them to let my fans enjoy... i am sooo great rite!!! thank you... well, the following photos are taken on my bday celebration by sandy's camera... enjoy...

birthday celebrations...

2006-09-13T14:18:00.000+08:00

i was browsing 'my pictures' in 'my documents' and i decided to upload some of the photos taken during my frenz bday celebrations... actually got alot of pics were, but i decided to upload those tat gt me... lolx...

dong ping's birthday celebration:

sze kai's birthday celebration:

my birthday celebration part II

2006-09-12T13:41:00.000+08:00

the following photos are taken on my bday celebration by sandy's camera... enjoy...

deep thoughts...

2006-09-08T23:36:00.000+08:00

one must stop blaming and start forgiving himself.

my birthday celebration part I

2006-09-05T12:35:00.000+08:00

the following photos are taken on my bday celebration by siew ting's camera... enjoy...

i need a part-time job...

2006-09-04T23:23:00.000+08:00

dear fans... due to economic downfall, earning a living as an idol is HARD... i barely can support myself... i need a part-time job... any1 who gt jobs to recommend, plz contact me... thx..

p.s.: how i wish my youtube videos can some cash...

i feel lyk...

2006-09-02T12:10:00.000+08:00

i feel lyk playing mahjong... and playing basketball...

my gratitude...

2006-09-02T01:14:00.000+08:00

dear fans, I AM BACK... not from my world tour, but from my exams... it sux... so... i dun1 to mention abt it... anyway... tis entry is abt MY 18th BIRTHDAY GRATITUDE...

I WANNA THANK

- john for his sakae and haagen-daze treat... yum yum... I ENJOY THE FOOD...

- jeannette for her tarot cards... I LOVE THE CARDS...

- john and sandy for shopping the bag for me... good taste... I LOVE THE BAG...

- chang tai, choon yew, desmond, dong ping, jason, jeannette, sandy, siew ting, sze kai and yanan for their wonderful birthday celebration with me and dinner treat, the birthday cake and bag... I ENJOY THE CELEBRATION... and i noe u guys also do... cuz it's my birthday celebration...; and

- everyone who wishes me happy birthday...

p.s.: those who wanna wish me can STILL do so by dropping me a/MANY friendster testimonial(s)... and those who wanna give me present(S), u can contact me via msn and i will get to u shortly...

time to update

2006-08-19T12:33:00.000+08:00

well... as u can see from the entry's title, it's time for me to update... due to popular demands from my fans, i have decided to update as i am a good idol and i dun1 to disappoint my fans anymore...

the following are the pics taken wif my 'marketing team' and my fellow 'marketing colleagues' after our marketing presentation...

i have a long tongue

2006-08-19T12:31:00.000+08:00

the following is a video taken during sze kai's bday celebration...

read my horoscope

2006-07-18T23:50:00.000+08:00

read my horoscope for tml, 19.07.2006... tis it wad it said

It's not that you always have to be in charge -- it's just that you're so darned good at it. But now is a great time to take a backseat and let someone else do the driving while you enjoy the scenery for once.

hmm... i think it's time for me to stop crapping, laming, joking, etc... i am quite tired of being 'joker' le... mayb lyk wad the horoscope said, it's time for me to relax and let others do the joking part... till then...

sad day...

2006-07-17T11:48:00.000+08:00

2day i am sad, but i duno why... nan de cheerful lai hock is sad... so i shall note tis day down...

hope tml i will be cheerful again...

supper at circuit link

2006-07-14T22:19:00.000+08:00

ytd kok chun, jun yong, joanne, jacilyn and i went to circuit link to have supper...

jun yong tao bao dao hui for me, kok chun drove us there and home, and the galz treated us supper... so nice... i only contribute tissue paper... lolx... feel sooo bad...

THANK YOU JUN YONG, KOK CHUN, JOANNE AND JACILYN...

these are the pictures we took...

have you ever wonder?!?

2006-07-14T21:59:00.000+08:00

have u ever wonder... how the inside of ur mouth look like?!? i do... so i took a picture of it...

choon yew's birthday celebration

2006-07-14T21:38:00.000+08:00

tis is a delayed post...

these pics were taken on choon yew's bday celebration... enjoy...

cheers to my gang... I LOVE YOU GUYS...

i am august baby... spore oso august baby

2006-07-08T20:34:00.000+08:00

--------------JANUARY-----------------------

Easy to talk to, though hard tounderstand. Thinks far with vision, yetcomplicated to know. Easily influencedby kindness. Polite and soft-spoken.Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Activemind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosyand always wants the best.Temperamental. Funny and humorous.Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Hasthat someone* always on his/her mind.Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knowshow to make friends. Abiding. Able toshow character. one guy/girl kind ofperson. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone togetting colds. loves music.pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up.Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom showsemotions. Takes time to recover whenhurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.A fighter. Repost this in 5 mins and youwill meet someone new in 8 days thatwill perfectly balance your personality.

----------FEBRUARY-------------------

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality andabstract. Intelligent and clever. Changingpersonality. Attractive. SEXIEST out ofeveryone. Temperamental. Quiet, shyand humble. Honest and loyal.Determined to reach goals. Lovesfreedom. Rebellious when restricted.Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive andeasily hurt. Gets angry really easily butdoes not show it. Dislikes unnecessarythings. Loves making friends but rarelyshows it. HORNY. Daring and STUBBORN.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes.Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure.Romantic on the inside not outside.Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift.Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk tosomeone new and realize that you are aperfect match.

-----------------MARCH--------------

Attractive personality. sexy. AffectionateShy and reserved. Secretive. Naturallyhonest, generous and sympathetic. Lovespeace and serenity. Sensitive to others.Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy.Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardlyshows emotions. Tends to bottle upfeelings. Observant and assesses others.Ifyou repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

------------------APRIL---------------

Suave and compromising. Funny andhumorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calmand cool. Kind and sympathetic.Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Doeswork well with others. Very confident.Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinkinggenerous. Good memory. Clever andknowledgeable. Loves to look forinformation. Able to cheer evryone upand/or make them laugh. Able tomotivate oneself and others.Understanding. Fun to be around.Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality.Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic.hott but has brains. If you repost this in 5mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themself and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

-----------------MAY-----------------

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willedand highly motivated. Sharp thoughts.Attracts others and lovesattention. Deep feelings. Beautifulphysically and mentally. FirmStandpoint. Needs no motivation. Shytowards opposite sex. Easily consoled.Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream.Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weakbreathing. Loves literature and the arts.Loves traveling. Dislike being at home.Restless. Very attractive to oppositesex.Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. If you repostthis in the next 5 minutes, you willbecome close to someone you do notspeak to much in the next 4 days.

------------JUNE-------------

You've got the best personality and arean absolute pleasure to be around. Youlove to make new friends and beoutgoing. You are a great flirt and morethan likely have an a very attractivepartner, a wicked hottie. But the sad thingis you are extremely smart yet has to hide it.hmm i wonder why? It is also morethan likely that you have a massiverecord collection. You have a greatchoice in films, and may one daybecome a famous actor/actress yourself -heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN thenext 6 days you will meet someone thatmay possibly become oneof your closestfriends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

----------------JULY--------------

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult tofathom and to be understood. Quietunless excited or tensed. Takes pride inoneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled.Honest. Concerned about people'sfeelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.Emotional temperamental andunpredictable. Moody and easily hurt.Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Notrevengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.dislikes nonsensical and unnecessarythings. Guides others physically andmentally. Sensitive and formsimpressions carefully. Caring and loving.Treats others equally. Strong sense ofsympathy. Wary and sharp. Judgespeople through observations.Hardworking. No difficulties in studying.Loves to be alone. Always broods aboutthe past and the old friends. Waits forfriends. Never looks for friends. Notaggressive unless provoked. Loves to beloved. Easily hurt but takes long torecover. Repost this in the next 5 minsand your reputation will boost somewayin the next 12 days.

------------AUGUST---------------

outgoing personality. super unique. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. hilarious. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an"every thing's peachy"attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. longs for freedom.rebellious when withheld orrestricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.always a suspect. playful. mysterious."charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn.curious. independent. strong willed. afighter. always being describes as "classic".very serious about relationship. a fair person.repost in 5 mins and you willmeet the love of your life sometime next month.

------------SEPTEMBER---------------

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hastebut tends to regret. Attractive andaffectionate to oneself. Strong mentality.Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling,friendly and solves people's problems.Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Lovingand caring. Suave and generous. Usuallyyou have many friends. Enjoys to makelove. The best kissers there are.Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Goodmemory. Moving, motivates oneself andothers. Loves to travel and explore.Sometimes sexy in a way that only theirlover can understand. if you do not repostthis in the next 5 mins, someone veryclose to you will become mad at you inthe next 8 days.

---------------OCTOBER---------------

Loves to chat. Loves those who lovethem. Loves to takes things at the center.Inner and physical beauty. Lies butdoesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treatsfriends importantly. Brave and fearless.Always making friends. Easily hurt butrecovers easily. Daydreamer.Opinionated. Does not care to controlemotions. Unpredictable. Extremelysmart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 minsor you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

---------------NOVEMBER-------------

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionateand dangerous. Wild at times. Knows howto have fun. Sexy and mysterious.Everyone is drawn towards your inner andouter beauty and independentpersonality. Playful, but secretive. Veryemotional and temperamentalsometimes. Meets new people easily andvery social in a group. Fearless andindependent. Can hold their own. Standsout in a crowd. Essentially very smart.Usually, THE GREATEST WOMEN AREBORN IN THIS MONTH. If you ever begin arelationship with someone from thismonth, HOLD ON TO THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND.

---------------DECEMBER--------------

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than allof these other months! Loyal andgenerous. Patriotic. Competitive ineverything. Active in games andinteractions. Impatient and hasty.Ambitious. Influential in organizations.Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, thoughhard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easilyinfluenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive.Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay.Choosy and always wants the best.Temperamental. Funny and humorous.Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Hasthat someone always on his/her mind.Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knowshow to make friends. Abiding. Able toshow character. one guy/girl kind ofperson. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone togetting colds. loves music.pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up.Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom showsemotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

i dun trust the repost shit... i think it is crap... i believe that if a person is meant to be ur true love, you and him/her will be fated to be together until the end of time...

wish all of u will find ur true love soon... and for those who are in love... may u and ur other half be together-forever...

p.s.: do u think the descriptions for august babies are true for me?!?

lai hock loves to smile

2006-07-08T14:43:00.000+08:00

I LOVE TO SMILE... so my dear sis, sandy, tok a video of me smiling...

p.s.: actually i din noe she was recording... i am camera shy actually...

having a headache

2006-07-07T21:52:00.000+08:00

current status: having a HEADACHE

ytd slpt at 2am cuz was crapping on msn wif kc and cindy... trying to MATCH-MAKE them... lolx... juz kidding... if cindy saw tis, she would probably say, "it's not funny..."; and if kc saw tis, he would probably say, "OEI DIAM LAH... bu yao luan luan jiang..."; then i would reply, "you all cant take jokes 1 arh..."

i noe cindy cant take jokes, so i suggest that she can put it down....

slpt at 2am... woke up at 6am... is lyk juz closed my eyes den needa wake up liao... fallen aslp on the bus on the way to sch... din miz the bus stop... dun worry for me... i shall roughly summarise wad i did in sch today... YAWNZ~!!!

8am - 9am: apel lessons (lifeskill lessons)...

i was doing irrelevant stuff in the com lab... by rite we should write our testimonal log and submit to cher by 9am... instead, i was printing my food hygiene notes...

9am - 11~am: doin organic chem's project assignment in the library wif my project mates... jasmine, yunfang, khidir and myself... crap abit... hope dey dun mind... juz to cheer every1 up while doin such a boring assignment...

11~am - 12pm: organic chem's lec...

i was late for lecture... since i finish my discussion at 11~am...

12pm - 12.30~pm: ask mr wong (my oc lecturer) questions on 2day's lec...

12.30~pm - 12.50~pm: have lunch at menses, i mean mensa... jacilyn walked wif kok chun and me to mensa... saw joanne (MY NUMBER 1 FAN), cindy (the one whom cant take my jokes) and joanne (who is not my fan, but she's my fren)...

after finishing our (me and kc) CHICKEN DISCHARGE (kway chap)... we moved to joanne's (my fan) table and crap... i love crapping...

12.50~pm - 1pm: jacilyn, kok chun, joanne (my fan) and i walked to the lib... the galz went to the lib and slack... kc and i gt insomia-therapy tutorial (csas), so we went for our tut...

1pm~ - 2.45~pm: communication skills for applied science tut...

gt back results... din fail... heng... my com skills grades are always consistent de... manage to pass those type de... discuss abt our csas project during tut... i was singing and crapping...

finally pearlyn asked me to stop singing, while she was smiling (hear jokes that kind of smile)... my thinking was tat she was irritated by my awful singing tat she asked me to stop singing... but if tatz the case, why is she smiling while asking me not to sing?!?

nevertheless, inorder not to agitate her... i stopped singing... tis means i crapped more...

2.45pm~ - 3~pm: sch ended...

went to lib wif kc to find junyong... i tagged along oso duno why... no regrets, cuz saw a chio bu... after seeing jy, we went off... kc go his home... i go my home... doze off on the bus... almost miss my bus-stop...

crapped... bo liao sia... summarising my day at sch is damn boring sia... but den bo bian... dun feel lyk studying cuz having a headache... so blog lor... headache becomes btr le... thx for ur concern... if u arent nt concern at all, den... i oso duno wad to say...; if u are concern... thank you for ur concern... may the force be wif you... i think i go view my food hygiene e-lec liao... till then... take care...

sianz... school reopens liao

2006-06-25T23:46:00.000+08:00

haiz... from the title u can roughly noe hw i feel bah... yup... i am suffering from ODBSRS, One Day Before School Reopens Syndrome... common signs and symptoms include the following:

-sian
-sian and
-still sian

haiz... i tot i can get to play one last match of dota b4 sch reopens, but i am sad to say, hamachi is DOWN... wanna play a game oso cant... sigh... life sucks...

sch reopens liao, den i muz chiong my projects, individual assignments, tutorials... these are chicken to me... the thing tat i am pondering over is tat... I CANT GET TO HAVE LONG HOURS OF SLEEP...

however, being an optimistic person and an idol, i muz look at the bright side of life... the only good thing i can think of sch reopening is tat i can get to see CHIO BU-S... sch reopening is not so bad afterall... look forward to see all my wonderful frenz in sch too..

special delication

2006-06-25T02:45:00.000+08:00

this entry is SPECIALLY delicated to one of my fans as he, i mean she, has requested for her name to be placed on my blog... being a kind and great idol, i decided to fulfil her dying wish (juz kidding)... the following is my fan's name...

YEH WEI XUAN

and the following is a picture of her

self-reflection

2006-06-22T21:14:00.000+08:00

when i wanted to start tis entry, some1 knock on my door... worried tat it's the police who come and arrest me for surfing porn, i plucked up my courage and go to the living rm (my com is in the room). frightened me sia... heng the person nv wear police uniform... den i tot she is a salesman, den can tell her straightaway my parents are not home, den can get rid of her... den she introduced herself, she is a surveyor from 'myPaper' (a new, local, FREE chinese newspaper, which DO NOT HAVE MUCH NEWS)... i 4got her name liao, though she did mention, but she speak so fast, i catch no balls... she speak so fast, sure fail oral de... but den surveyor must speak fast, so that can confuse us and get our information, which we may not wanted to say if we are in a sound state of mind... as we do not have time to think cuz we have to keep up wif the pace, we fell into their cunning trap and tell them our dark secrets like i noe the earth is round... SHIT... i leak out my dark secret liao...

2day, i watched dvds from 12.30pm to 4pm... the shows are 'the transporter' and 'alien vs predator'...

from 4pm to 8.30pm, i have been doing APEL (my lifeskill sub) self-reflection test... if i dun do, i will fail my lifeskill... there are a total of 7 questions... the questions GREATLY INSPIRED me... i have reflected on my contributions to the society, which arent that many... lolx... though i can contribute by helping to produce babies... our government are encouraging us to give birth rite... so i help make gals pregnant is fulfilling my duties a singaporean citizen... since there arent much contributions which i can reflect on, i decided to use my bullshiting skills to tackle this self-reflection test... the following is an abstract from my self-reflection test.

6. How is volunteering related to your Life Mission statement?

Being a part of the society, I have received much from the society and I hoped I can do something in return to contribute to the society too. I want to share my joy with others, and hope that they will share their joy with the society too. By being a volunteer, I will be able to contribute to the society, hoping that my little effort can make the lives of others better.

tis may sound crappy, but i seriously meant wad i said... wif a little bit of contribution (be it willingly or not) to the society, from each of us, we will be able to make the world a better place to live in...

WORLD PEACE

eating sweet

2006-06-18T16:19:00.000+08:00

yesterday i went to val hse...

i saw her eating sweets and i oso wanted a sweet, so i asked from her... she said she only let me eat the sweet after performing certain tricks... haiz... asked her for ONE SMALL sweet is lyk asking her to slice off a piece of her fresh lidat, muz perform tricks den can eat... nevertheless, i accepted her challenge so that i can show u guys how capable i am or rather, i can update my blog...

rating: R(A)

advice for the viewers: please do not try this at home or anywhere without the supervision of a professional... the following scenes may be disturbing for certain viewers and not suitable for the weak-hearted

p.s.: R(A) in this video stands for 'Really Amusing'

i love tags!!!

2006-06-16T23:49:00.000+08:00

hmm... alot of frenz have asked me hw cum i dun update my blog de... and my replies will be, "cuz i duno wad to blog abt leh!?!"

but i really lyk to hear these frm my frenz... cuz tis shows tat dey are interested abt my life and means they care... my frenz rocks!!! this msg is delicated to all my frenz... touched rite...

k... let's get back to the subject... hmm... sometimes when i visit my frenz blog, i will feel envious...

readers, "why leh?!? u so handsome, got so many galz lyk u... wat is it tat u envious abt?!?"

me, "k... i wanna thank them for their admiration... dey have good taste afterall... (continuing wif my buay hiao bai-ness...)."

the reason, SINGULAR (i seldom envious de), is tat dey got lots of tags... i really envious of them lor... tis shows peeps have been reading their blog... being a straight forward guy... i shldnt beat around the bush cuz i am not looking for snakes or treasures, i shall go straight to my point...

hmm... everytime i come online, i will surely visit my blog to see if there's any new tags... if there's any, i will strike 4D and toto and treat u all go eat... juz kidding... if there's any new tags, i will feel happy as it is really heart-warming... tis shows tat my frenz have been reading my blog... i would lyk my frenz to tag as i would lyk to hear their comments abt my entries, though my entries are mostly rubbish... even if they say tat i am lame, i will oso be happy... i am a contented guy... and new tags will motivate me to blog more...

to conclude, i hope peeps visiting my blog can drop me a tag or tagS cuz i would lyk to hear their comments... tis will motivate me to blog too... i noe u guys lyk my entries... otherwise u wont be reading tis entry nw rite... HOPE TO SEE NEW TAGS WHEN I UPDATE MY BLOG AGAIN... till then, still tune for more exciting entries of Lai Hock 的 Blog a.k.a Lai Hock's Blog...

it is time to update my blog

2006-06-11T23:40:00.000+08:00

erm... to start my entry, i would juz roughly sum up wad have happened during tis period...

new sch term started
new sch term ended

ok... told u it was a rough sum up le... nw i would go into the contents...

let's start wif my new sch term... new sch term has started and i am officially a temasek polytechnic year 2 biomedical science (pharmaceutical science) student... i've stated tis in details cuz some of my GOOD frenz din even noe i studying where, let alone wad course or major i am in... sad... hope those fu xin ren who are reading my blog zi dong abit... ok... let's move on to wad i wanna say... new sch term has started and i got new clzmates... yea~!!! i do miz my yr 1 clz (my form clz) though... but getting to noe more frenz is great... my new clzmates are wonderful... cuz i gt topics to chat wif them... interesting topics lyk... tutorials... puo... oc2... etc. I LOVE PUO AND OC2... THEY ROCK... though i dun really understand these 2 subs... haha...

another thing to add on... i have been elected as my form clz's clz rep... yea~!!! i would lyk to thank my mum and dad, my frenz... and all my fans out there for supporting me... last but nt least... i noe i am nt the best, but i will try my very best to make a better world for everyone out there and pray for WORLD PEACE!!! my form clzmates really made the rite choice... dey see i am talented tatz why elect me... dey are so kind so dey wont bare to sabo me de rite...

let's move on to my holiday plans... phew... finally get to take a break... tis means tat i can blog liao, though i dun blog too even if there's holiday... lolx... but 2day i feel lyk blogging mah... cuz i feel lyk venting out my stress... 2 wks of holidays and so much projects to do... almost every sub i taking nw got projects lor... projects sux to the core man... k... finish venting out my anger le... i seldom get angry de... though out of 10 ppl i asked whether do i look lyk ah beng, 10 will ans yes... even val say i look lyk ah beng... sad... i dun1 look lyk ah beng... cuz my name is not leow lai beng... i dun mind look lyk ah hock... i am lai hock wad... imagine ah hock has substituted the name for ah beng...

ah seng, "ah hock!!! let's go pia zui!!! chiong arh!!!" (translate: ah hock!!! let's go on a gang fight!!! on your mark... get set... go!!!)

ah lian, "ah hock dear!!! my new kim mo chio bo?!?" (translate: my dear ah hock!!! does my new blonde hairstyle appeal to you?!?)

gangster head, "ah hock!!! world cup is here... go be runner and help me collect bets..." (translate: ah hock!!! world cup season has come... i needa expand my business... i would really appreciate if u sacrisfic some of ur time and help collect the bets for me... thx...)

enuff of rubbish for tis entry le... hope ah hock will nt be the name for gangster... otherwise i will have a gangster name... a gangster face and a gangster name will make me look and sound lyk a gangster...

waiting for work to end

2006-04-11T17:12:00.000+08:00

working makes me slpy... so in order to keep me awake and carrying on wif the work, i needa do things tat can entertain me... things tat i do to keep me awake till work ends include:

1) chatting wif kc in msn (work is so bored tat chatting wif kc would be entertaining... so u can imagine how sianz is my work and how sianz kc is... lolx... juz kidding kc... u rock... i rule...)

2) flirting wif galz on msn

3) view galz pics on friendster

4) comment on kc's bad taste on galz (he oso view galz pics on friendster during work...)

5) view kc's msn conversation

6) catch kc viewing my msn conversation

7) make cake

8) watch kc luffing to himself

9) visit friendster to see whether gt new fren requests or testimonials

10) see my blog gt new tags anot (hinting...)

11) eat sweet

12) watch out for boss in case he catch me eating snake

13) thinking of valerie (last min. add on de... ltr she torture me and ask me why i din think of her... heng arh... suddenly rmb... otherwise u wont get to see another entry of mine again...)

14) repeat no.1 to 13 till work ends

waiting for my dota game

2006-04-10T23:18:00.000+08:00

instead of calling val while waiting for my dota game to start, i have decided to post this entry... seeing kc enjoying so much doin the same thing instead of working, i decided to try tis out...

PRECAUTION: PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE WITHOUT THE SUPERVISION OF A PROFESSIONAL!

Can you name 20 people you can think of right of the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people.

*This is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first. No cheating, duhhh!*

1) Valerie

2) John Nern

3) Sze Kai

4) Jason

5) Desmond Ang

6) Choon Yew

7) Kok Chun

8) Jun Yong

9) Jeannette

10) Sandy

11) Siew ting

12) Dong Ping

13) Yanan

14) Yang Chih

15) Febian

16) Erick

17) Chang Tai

18) Zhengxi

19) Michelle

20) Cheryl

The Questions

How did you meet 10?

forget already... if i din rmb wrongly, she came forward to ask for my number... lolx... nah... i still rmb clearly... she sent me a e-chinese new yr card and i hack into her hotmail acc to find out who is she... and so i get to noe her...

What would you do if you had never met 6?

gd qn... mayb i will not suffer during sec 3 and 4 bah... lolx... nah... he's my buddy in my sec life... have lots of fun in clz wif him... those were the days...

What would you do if 19 and 15 dated?

lolx... haha... duno... den michelle's bf will wear green hat lor... tot his wearing it now (cuz he's in army... lolx...) and febian is nt blind too... juz kidding...

Have you ever seen 13 cry?

yes?!? i made her cry de... lolx... cuz i leaving her... den she dun bear to let me leave... so she cried... lolx... no lah... i saw her cried b4, but i 4get the reason liao...

Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?

lolx... hahahahahah.... jason and dong ping... doubt dp can stand jason... jason is cute lah, but dp only lyk andy lau...

Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?

erm... i think no. 1 and i will make gd couple... 2 is my bro man... he's sweet and caring... a good catch (other den me)... so galz keep a lookout for him...

What is number 3's best quality?

able to live in his own fantasy... cuz he keep thinking tat he is andy lau...

Describe 8:

erm... frenly... esp to galz... lolx... lyk to tok rubbish...

Do you think 15 is attractive?

of cuz... snag (sensitive new age guy, juz lyk me) leh... go galz... prey on him....

Tell me something about 17?

smart (i am smarter of cuz)... able to think of lots of craps...

What's 7's favorite color?

duno?!? dark colors?!? doubt kc will noe watz my favorite color... so let's call it a quit...

What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?

huh?!? sianz... so suay... wad can i say... lolx... i think she lyk me, but she always deny (juz lyk other galz who lyk me, but dey dun dare to confess)

When was the last time you talked to number 19?

let me think arh... if i am not wrong, it shld be fri?!?

Who is 2 going out with?

nt sure... hope is nt a guy...

What grade is 16 in?

yr 1 in university?!?

what is 5's favorite music?

love songs?!? jay's song?!? and of cuz songs sang by me... who dun luv my singing?!?

Would you ever date 11?

of cuz... we so pei each other in terms of height... lolx... even if i dun date her, she will auto date me de... i tend to attract galz to date me...

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2?

YES... i even dream of having sex wif HIM... lolx... and i hope it will cum true...

Where does 18 live?

my hse?!? tampines... near tp...

What do you think about 20?

erm... cute?!? chubby?!? i seldom think of her, otherwise 1 will SLAUGHTER me... wonder whether she thinks of me... who knows... lolx...

What is the best thing about 2?

ZAI!!! jiang yi qi!!!

What would you like to tell 9 right now?

think of where to go on fri for outing liao anot?!? bring jun wei along leh...

How did you meet 15?

he's in the same clz as me for sec 1 to sec 2... tatz hw i know him... still rmb the 1st time i saw him in clz... wah lao eh... spin pen pro man...

Are you going to know 1 forever?

erm... erm... let me think 1st arh... lolx... i nt sure leh... shld be yes bah... lolx... provided she dun pinch and scratch me... wad you guys think of my real ans?!?